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Episode II

Attack of the AI Agents


OpenAI has ignited the intergalactic AI agent war.

unleashing fleets of AI operators to explore and control the commerce galaxy.


But from the dark void arises Jeff Bezos and the Amazon Empire.

Bezos and his minions have deployed their planet‑destroying "Buy For Me" button.

Their plan: harvest every click and enslave consumers, obeying their Sith‑lord shareholders' hunger for profit.


Meanwhile, Perplexity forges its own path – crafting conversational shopping experiences inside chatbots.


Shopify builds new agentic integrations and capabilities, seeking to dominate the commerce-connected galaxy.


Yet hope remains.


37x, The Rebellion, rally their forces to generate a giant swarm of AI-driven marketplaces to confront these mighty empires.


Join The Resistance.


Arm yourself with agentic storefronts stocked with suppliers, products and a secret weapon.


Checkout agents for every rebel in the galaxy...

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